To tired to write...but here's a joke for ya.

I want to thank those of you who have read my blog and have offered prayers and positive thoughts during my surgery (see previous post if you have no idea what I'm talking about :-)). I'm still a bit to tired to think of anything "deep" to write, so today's post is from my mom. She wanted to cheer me up with a joke and I found it funny...I hope you do too. Maybe you have to be catholic to really understand it...I don't know. I'm off to take more meds...see ya soon.

Strange Customs

A distinguished-looking young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course, child. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father! Next."